Better to have trouble turning brain off at sleep than trouble turning it on at awake!

Seems breakfast is now the most important meal of the morning.

Why are there medium, large and extra large eggs, but no small ones? Did all sizes get a promotion?  I think the small ones ended up at Denny’s for breakfast.

The difference between persistence and stubbornness can only be found by looking more ardently in the mirror.

I’ve often been called a smart-ass… I always thought this is better than a dumb-ass.

The difference between elbows and knees, is that one is for making space the other for making peace.

The only thing worse than telling someone not to stress out is that there’s nothing to be stressed about.

Procrastination really gets you nowhere.

Everytime I get in line, I’m the last.

Hemingway said the key to writing is one good sentence,  I’m still waiting for one.

Luck is my core competency… I think it is the best one to have.

Upside-down and inside-out seems like oxymorons, yet are perfect expressions paired with downside-up and outside-in.