It’s communing with the great outdoors, sunshine and fresh air!
It’s pollen and sneezing, only if it’s not raining!
It’s some great exercise, gets you moving!
Yeah, I’ll grant this, especially with a cart, a beer and a cigar!
It’s a drive down the middle, and easy iron to the green in regulation!
In such an unlikely event, it is an ugly lip-out on the third putt for a double bogey!
It’s civilized, you keep your own score, and when the unfortunate occurs you penalize yourself!
Then why do the pencils have erasers?
You just need some new clubs and maybe lessons!
And a thousand dollars later I’ll be no better than I am now!
The best golf lesson is simple! Just think Lower!
What do you mean Lower – lower my hands?
No your expectations!
Yes, I agree and fun to play golf while reading this poem also. I just wonder what beer to have in the cart. Maybe Guinness?
Can’t go wrong with a Guiness!
Very good and true
If your out there just to have fun
I believe you get better
Don’t play enough to get mad
Always cracks me up when someone hits a bad shot and they throws their club
‘He plays once a year’
Golf. Expectations couldn’t be any lower. Camaraderie, beer & a good cigar are the best part of the game!!