In ten easy steps:
- Understand Definitions:
- Humanity – Everyone else in the world
- Domination – Control Humanity
- Leader – Dominate Humanity
- Followers – Humanity
- Be a Narcissist
- Look in mirror with abstract admiration
- Insist on praise from all around you
- Cheat so you win at everything
- Comb your hair again
- Grab Power
- Tell people what they want to hear
- Be ignorant of history – it gets in the way
- Get Lawyers, Guns and Money
- Corrupt everything you touch
- Alternate Facts
- Truth is your enemy
- Invent new facts
- Tell Alt facts to everyone
- Reinvent your history
- Control the Media
- You are your own publicist
- Wrestle CNN to the mat
- Close non-compliant media outlets
- Jail critics
- Make Friends
- People who need your power – like White Supremacists
- Who will wear your red ridiculous hats
- Others who can teach you the fine art of dictatorship
- Discard all those you don’t need
- Get Money
- Sell more hats and flags
- Borrow from banks and don’t pay back
- Don’t pay taxes, because you are smartest ever
- Sell more hats and flags
- Rid Yourself of Rivals
- Have your minions investigate rivals
- Get foreign friends to cheat for you
- Create havoc and division
- Bait your rivals to anger
- Dominate
- Attack weaker neighbors
- Sell your red hats your audacious story
- Tell everyone you are making peace
- Remember everyone loves you
- Ask for Nobel Peace Prize
- Get Beaten and Die Alone
- By the corruption you enabled
- By the weight of history
- By the red hats who turn on you
- By all humanity who now know!