Spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, lovely spam
Shut up you Vikings… I don’t like spam!
Spam eggs, with spam bacon, and side of spam
The Flying Circus of Monty Python, spiced-ham
Hormel thought it was Shoulder Pork and hAM
Brits, called it Special Processed American Meat
That our father’s generation brought to WW2 to eat
The 1972 Flying Circus skit of Vikings singing
To great annoyance, as endless email bringing
Us to… we still don’t like spam
As junk-email or spiced-ham