I ask my watch
who won the game last night?
…….. “UNC beat Duke, eighty-one to seventy-seven”

I ask my watch
what the temperature will be at noon?
…….. “Seventy-three and cloudy ”

I ask my watch
where are my shoes?
…….  “I don’t understand… check your feet, idiot”
(I made the last part up)

I ask my watch
what is the meaning of life?
……. “No one knows for sure, but there is no harm in extra love.
For family, your friends, and most importantly, for yourself. ”

Smart watch!